Welcome to another edition of the Incredible Sulk's Crystal Balls. For a better understanding please refer to the following link:
For the five of you who already know what I'm talking about, here it is:
-Following the success of the 2G, 3G and 4G scam, a new scam will hit India.
The G-string scam.
But(t) naturally, it will be difficult to keep it under wraps. The scam will involve a couple of politicians who conned prospective buyers into thinking that they were buying into a very narrow telecom spectrum. Many will be caught with their pants down.
-Lady Gaga will finally be declared mentally unstable. She will be diagnosed with new illness. It will be called "Popokerface." No one will be able to read it.
-Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse will open a rehabilitation centre. So no one will "try to make them go to rehab." Hence, they won't have to say "nooo, nooo, no."
-Saurav Ganguly will play for the Jaipur Jockstraps in the 67th edition of the IPL. He will then wake up from his dream, and realise its the year 2074. And that he's a 102 years old.
-Miley Cyrus, after 50 botox injections to keep her sweet, innocent, annoying girl-like smile, will be dubbed Smiley Cyrus and spur a thousand different emoticons.
Considering how accurate your crystal balls are, I'm sure them politicos already have their knickers in a twist about the g-string scam.
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