It's never too late...
Unless you were supposed to be there at 1 a.m. and its now 11 p.m.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...
If you go a little lower it wouldn't hurt either.
Time is money...
Someone owes me 22 years worth of money.
Every Jack has his Jill.
I got a better one. If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
- The Guru
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Wait. Doesn't he have a chick called Jill?
Honesty is the best policy...
An insurance policy wouldn't be that bad either. When someone dents your car, you don't ask them "Did you dent my car?" You ask them for their details for the whole insurance thigamajig.
Into every life some rain must fall...
This saying will touch a raw nerve in Cherrapunji, where into every life, a shitload of rain falls.
It never rains but it pours...
AAAAND WE'RE BACK IN CHERRAPUNJI.....
It takes a thief to catch a thief...
But it takes a REALLY SEXY redhead detective and a bestselling murder novel author to catch a murderer...
Love makes the world go round.
Nope. It's actually the sun's gravity. Shouldn't have bunked that physics class...
Always look before you leap...
And they'll call you cheap.
All you need is love...
And a trust fund.
For want of a nail the shoe was lost; for want of a shoe the horse was lost; and for want of a horse the man was lost.
Three words. BUY A CAR.
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