Thursday, October 21, 2010

MODERN SAYINGS THAT YOU SHOULD SAY - Part 3

Change is inevitable...
Yeah, otherwise you'd be wearing the same chaddis day after day after day, and that's not exactly healthy.

Old habits die hard...
and so does BRUCE WILLIS!

Nothing ventured, nothing gained...
And when he ate the Chinese delicacy his stomach pained.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth...
Dude. Don't look ANY horse in the mouth.

Beware Greeks bearing gifts...
And an old man climbing down your chimney in the middle of the night with a fake beard, a red suit on the 25th of December. Coz...ummm...kids, I don't know how to break this to ya but...

Born with silver spoon in you're mouth...
Your father was a silver plate.
Or your mum has a thing for cutlery.

Seperate the sheeps from the goats...
Or you'll get wool in your mutton kadai.

An elephant never forgets...
And neither does your mum.

One man's meat is another man's poison...
Or in other words...
Don't be a vegan in Hyderabad. Or Goa.

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